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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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