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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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