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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maya eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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