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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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