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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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