Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.