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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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