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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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