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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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