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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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