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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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