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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗
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