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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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