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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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