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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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