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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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