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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗
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