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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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