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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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