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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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