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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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