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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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