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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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