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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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