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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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