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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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