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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍
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