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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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