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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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