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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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