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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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