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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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