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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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