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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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