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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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