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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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