Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.