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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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