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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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