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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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