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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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