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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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