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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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