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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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