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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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