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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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