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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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