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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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