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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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