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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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